Why God Never Received A Ph.D ?

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in pre-historic language.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what
has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission
to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it
by drowning his subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he
deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. Although there were only a little syallabus, most
of his students failed his tests.

15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held
on a mountain top.

16. No record of working well with colleagues.